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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

An essay on hats

Think back to the first time you ever heard of hats. There are many factors which influenced the development of hats. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, hats is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably hats is often misunderstood by the over 50, who just don't like that sort of thing. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of hats.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they could have been making a reference to hats, but probably not. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, hats is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Primarily hats builds trust among the people. To put it simply, people like hats.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will begin by looking at the Custard-Not-Mustard model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.



It is apparent from the graph that the influence of hats is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Of course housing prices looms over hats this cannot be a coincidence. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting 0

To quote the famous political Bartholomew H. Amster 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to hats this is clearly true. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of hats to politics is 'participation'.

While hats may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.


How much responsibility lies with hats? We can say that hats may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It collaborates successfully, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and is always fashionably late.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Ozzy Poppins: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: hats ROCKS!!! [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing

[3] Your guide to hats - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing


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